If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times (and I think I have on here): okcupid.com is chock-full of nonsensical messages. Here’s more proof:
“Onezen” was nice enough to not only compliment my countenance, but he also took some words of wisdom that I can only imagine were obtained from some higher power – like a fortune cookie – and shared them with me. Note my heartened response that is also viewable below:
I don’t understand what someone who sends this message expects the recipient to do in return. It’s not even mean or- GASP! – grammatically incorrect like this:
Hello,
Dropping unannounced; so beg apologies beforehand.
Since you are from the City and I moved into the City around 8 months ago without getting much time to see around: will you be willing to show me around….
In return I can tell you some jokes (perhaps) or give you one of my paintings. I live in UWS by 54th. I want to see some galleries and attend an Ensemble. I swim regularly in my gym, but do you happen to know if there are places outside, a lake perhaps.
Great day,
S
…Or this:
Hello’ how are you? You alright’ can you meet me for coffee?
…Actually, it’s similar to this gem:
hi my good heart sister. u are e special people we want in life. i cant forgo u for any other person. and could see, u will be a faithful partner
It’s just… a rambling horoscope offered within a message on an online dating site.
The usual.
notsosmitten 
I bet it’s a copy-pasted message to every girl on there too 😛