Look at the incredible way that Marilyn Manson Junior has introduced himself into my heart!

And I was excited to see that this gentleman is so free with his bodily functions that he uses a photo to demonstrate that on Tinder:

But then I considered going out with him:

(I’m not even sure what his message said – I was laughing too hard at his main photo).

But most importantly, do you guys think I should take advantage of this offer?

We can “even get coffee”!! Jackpot.